Staying In The Dark – Funny Cynical Friendship Card

Modern life is a lot—and our funny cynical friendship card captures that feeling perfectly. Designed for everyday moments when the news is overwhelming, and humor is the only coping mechanism, this sarcastic card offers a relatable way to reconnect with friends. Ideal as a just-because card, supportive note, or lighthearted check-in, it’s made for those who appreciate dark humor and honesty over forced positivity. Each sarcastic 4.25″x 5.5″ folded greeting card is digitally printed on bright white, thick card stock and comes with a pink A2 square flap envelope. Card wording: “In Light of Recent Events, I’ll be staying in the dark.” Blank Inside Packaged individually in a clear sleeve Designed by Chrissy in the Jones Street Press shop in Atlanta, Georgia. Item Details ♦ Printed in the U.S.A. ♦ 4.25 w x 5.5 h ♦ Paper: Heavyweight uncoated bright white card stock ♦ Envelope: Pink square flap ♦ Packaging: Cello sleeve ♦ Inside: blank inside for your personal message ♦ Printing Method: Digital